Big Ol’ Bus
Hi! Don’t worry! Everything is okay! We’re still fighting the good fight. We’re still going to do our best. Everything is okay!
Here’s a “rap” I wrote that maybe I’ll be performing on “Friday.” It’s about the Panda’s bus. Enjoy it while you can!
The big ol’ bus
With the Pandaman on it
Ride the big ol’ bus
Bring your drum machine and pawn it
On my big ol’ bus
I have written you a sonnet
It goes: our love is like a thing that goes
Da dum da dum dad um
Forget what you heard
About my bus and all its nastiness
The shorties say word
When I raise its mighty portcullis
Lucid ladies layin’ lazy
Writing letters just to praise me
B-b-babies going crazy in the
Bouncehouse just amaze me
Dropping thick rich science,
Got a Science Alliance
Working unpaid overtime
To engineer your compliance
To the big ol’ bus
With the Pandaman on it
Ride the big ol’ bus
Bring your drum machine and pawn it
On my big ol’ bus
I have written you this sonnet:
Our love is like this guy who goes
Oh god! Oh god! Oh god!
We got affordable fees
We got authentic bee’s knees
We got bored spitting English
So we rhyme in Japanese
Ore ore ore ore ore ore ore ore
Ore ga Pandaman
Ima kikinasai
Kedo zenin gaijin dakara
Zenzen wakaranai
Nandemo nain da ga
Ore ga BEATO shita
Ore ga hitobito OBAHIITO saremashita
On the big ol’ bus
–LASERS-
Ride the big ol’ bus-
-LASERS-
In my big ol’ bus
–LASERS-
Let me tell you about my bus:
Ground floor - reception desk,
Kitchen and reactor core
Second floor - library, munitions,
And dinosaurs
Third floor - Roller rink,
Bounce house and General Store
Fourth floor - Danger Room,
Jacuzzi, and semaphore.
This bus comes equipped
With best-laid plans
Granite countertops
And wireless LANS
There’s a double-danger death match
Daily in the razor patch
You’ve got a choice of five weapons,
But here’s the catch:
After fifteen minutes I release the Bandersnatch.
January 27th, 2008 at 1:58 am
I felt lucky to have experienced this on Friday.