Nasty Conjugation

Hello lasses and lads. Slowly but surely I am building the habit of updating regularly. Let’s see, let’s see. What’s new? Well, tomorrow is the Florida Primary, so Holly and I are going to vote. Tomorrow I’m also going to be spray painting four robot suits that V89 PR made for the imminent pledge drive. Oh, I came up with an idea for a final creative project in my grad program - ask me about it if you want to deal with me telling you.

I remembered today that after the wedding some people asked if I would post my vows on my website. I worked really hard on them! They’re called, “vows,” which I took to mean promises, and these are promises I’m making a for a lifetime. If you’re going to make promises like that you’d better make them pretty good, you know? So here they are: my vows!

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It occurred to me tonight that dogs are almost exactly like Pokemon. 

Hello, hello! Hi! Yeah, it sure has been a while. You know how it goes, doing grad school stuff and getting married and going on honeymoons and the like. It can get pretty busy! But here we are, in Two Thousand and Eight, and it’s time to get back on the wagon. It is my stated goal to update with something once a week (emphasis on something). It is my secret inner goal to update…maybe…twice a week. But don’t tell anyone I said that.

I guess I was getting kind of picky about what I was posting. It’s supposed to be gross if it’s on this site. The conjugation that is. Nasty. Anyway. Here’s something I wrote while I was bored on campus today!

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Sitting on the back porch at the start of a sweltering afternoon, August ninth, year of our lord two thousand and seven. This particular back porch is attached to my house in Tallahassee, Florida, where I live with my wonderful fiancée (soon to be wife November 3rd, year of our lord etc). I love her more than even warm summer days.

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Hello people. Our time in Japan has grown quite short. We’ll be leaving in nearly a week, returning to America’s diamond-encrusted shores with stories of our adventures and thousands of pictures which I promise I will force you to look at. Speaking of pictures, there are some new ones of our trip to Hakone on the Flickr account. I have to admit that I am getting pretty emotional about leaving here, but for the moment I will spare you from reading anything about that.

No!

Instead I will make you read about how much I love Ms. Holly Parker! Ha ha! So if you’re sick of how touchy-feely I get, don’t even bother clicking below. It’s almost Valentine’s Day, after all, so it’s that one time of year where I don’t have to be ashamaed about being a hopeless romantic.

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